Swab the Dump: Pirates Take2; Kimbo Slice and Some Babe in a Cowboy Stadium Bathroom Stall Go Down
“We’re just not winning ballgames but it’s not for a lack of effort. I can tell you for a fact that we’re working harder than any team in the major leagues.” - LF Lastings Milledge,…Read More
Pirates Front Office Needs a Closer
Put the coffee down Neil Huntington. Coffee is for closers. The one closer in the Sano Saga was Dejan of the PG. Good Lord have mercy. The beat writer told the GM that the Twins signed Sano. Forgive…Read More
Pirates Make Brilliant Move
The story officially broke last night from the Pittsburgh Pirates organization. We had been talking about it all season long. The tenth overall pick in the 1974 draft, Joe Kerrigan, will return to…Read More
Big Ben Roethlisberger Can Host WWE Raw and Your QB Can’t
Ben’s Cardinal Butchers after Flacco was choked out in the AFC Championship Steeler fans can’t imagine Big Ben Roethlisberger doing anything other than leading the Steelers to championships. …Read More
Pirates Crush Dodgers 11-1; Cases of Champagne FedExed to San Diego
After an impressive comeback against the Dodgers in the ninth inning yesterday, the Pirates went out today Read | Share
Freddy Sanchez: Thanks for Eliminating Pittsburgh from Your List
Freddy Sanchez spoke in the San Jose Mercury-News that he will go into free agency this winter. The…Read More
United States Wins Gold in 10-5 Win Over Cuba
Team USA won its first back to back gold medal Read | Share
The Dreaded Pirates Eighth Inning Curse Continues, Outscored 95-49 in the Eighth…and Counting
One night after the Pirates bullpen were heroes, tonight they were goats. In the eighth inning, the…Read More
Quick Dump: Kimbo Gets His Gun? Mark Madden Video King! Look Out Max Starks!
The Cincy player that all of us will be looking out for is on the defense. His name….Odom. He gained…Read More
Japanese PM Yukio Hatoyama, Five Pirate Bullpen Arms Shut Down LA 3-1
The Pittsburgh Pirates rule the universe. The Bucs kept the LA Dodgers from earning a playoff spot. …Read More
Pittsburgh Welcomes the World; Pirates Fall Behind Quickly, Lose Before Obama Arrives
The Pittsburgh Pirates were swept by the Reds. Lastings Milledge prevented the shutout with a homerun to set the final score at 4-1. The Pirates didn’t go away easy in the ninth inning however. The…Read More
Night of the Living Dead/Pirates/Alleghenies
The worst team in Pirates franchise history has come back from the dead. The Pittsburg Alleghenies. Or is this current team the worst in franchise history? The Pirates lost 12-2 last night. Surely, it’s…Read More
Same Old Situation: Pirates Lose; Pedro Goes Deep for Team USA
The Pittsburgh Pirates had a great start to the game against division foe Cincinnatti when rookie Andrew McCutchen drilled his 12th homer of the year, his fourth lead off homer, into the left field seats. The…Read More
Rum Bunter Takes a Dumpage
The Washington Post is a great American establishment. The fact that I didn’t notice your favorite blog mentioned in it, solidifies my idiocy. Thanks cousin Cameron. You always were the bright…Read More
Send Help. Quick. Pirates Lose in 11th.
The Pittsburgh Pirates aren’t very good. You know that. San Diego took three of four games from the Bucs in the series. The Pirates are spiraling toward 100 losses. It is a train wreck and…Read More
Rumbunter’s Monday Morning Dump
Steelers talk. [SteelCityInsider] Marky Mark, your Patriots suck. [TMZ] The Bears will win the Super Bowl if Bear Goggles On has anything to say about it. [Bear Goggles On] Big Boobs. Small Frame. …Read More
How Big Was The Ohlendorf Trade?
Ross Ohlendorf finished his season by throwing seven innings with five strikeouts and allowed only one earned run. Could you imagine the Pirates without Ohlendorf in the rotation? His last ten starts…Read More
Pirate Fans: Dare We Say the Future Looks Bright?
The Pittsburgh Pirates took the day off and we have two great stories. Lynchburg captures the title and Pedro goes off. What a great day for Pirates fans everywhere. Lynchburg swept Salem to win the…Read More
Hit The Ball! Pirates Lose 3-1
The Pirates lost yesterday to the Dodgers 3-1. Nothing more, nothing less than the headline needs to be said. We can review statistics, OPS, slugging, but really….Buccos, just hit the damn ball. The…Read More
Ugh. Pirates Bullpen Fails. Again. Dodgers Win in 13th
The Pirates took a 3-2 lead into the bottom of the ninth inning last night. Matt Capps, looking for his 26th save, was on the mound to face the 2-3-4 hitters in the Dodgers lineup. Russell Martin,…Read More




