You Know Why Chuck Norris Has Never Been to PNC Park? His Utter Fear of Andrew McCutchen That’s Why!

Andrew McCutchen is the “Rookie” of the Year.  Seriously, I prefer most McAwesome Player in the Galaxy.  (The Galaxy that we know of, Cutch knows many that aren’t discovered yet)

Ladies and Gentlemen, he put up those numbers in half a season.  He did it just because he didn’t want to show up the ”rookies.”  

PS.  It’s official.  Bud called and said MLB will be changing the name of this year’s award

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