http://rumbunter.com/2009/10/13/pirates-manager-john-russells-off-season-to-do-list/ A Pittsburgh Pirates Fan Site - News, Blogs, Opinion and More Sun, 20 May 2012 21:30:54 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 http://rumbunter.com/2009/10/13/pirates-manager-john-russells-off-season-to-do-list/#comment-378 3rdboss Fri, 16 Oct 2009 19:11:19 +0000 http://rumbunter.com/?p=4845#comment-378 JR just a few more things to do. Thank Pedro Alverez for signing with the Pirates. In fact thank him everyday, call him, text him, maybe write on this Facebook wall. Whatever just do it. If you are going to stick around you need this guy! Once finished with that Attend Dr. Keith Campbell World-Renowned Cloning Expert's Lecture March 17 - 18 It's in Pittsburgh after all. There maybe be a way to clone Cutch and Jones and Duke thus creating the "perfect" Farm system Once you have checked that off your long list JR. Kick Bud Selig's ass. Kick it hard. Than when he looks like he can't take it anymore. Ask him how it feels?? Because that is what it feels like to be a Bucco's fan through all the losing. We need a salary cap Bud. But just like you will heal we will heal this off season and talk about how 2010 will be the year! Introduce Bob Nutting to The Rooney's and Lemieux. Apperantly they have never met. See they are winner and winner's tend to run in the same circles. Perhaps they will hit it off and share a championship with the Pirates. They seem to have a few laying around in the last 17 years. JR you can be the connector. One last thing while you are doing all this, don't forget to hate the Ravens and Browns. If you need to ask why? Next you should buy a moving van. JR just a few more things to do.
Thank Pedro Alverez for signing with the Pirates. In fact thank him everyday, call him, text him, maybe write on this Facebook wall. Whatever just do it. If you are going to stick around you need this guy!
Once finished with that Attend Dr. Keith Campbell World-Renowned Cloning Expert’s Lecture March 17 – 18 It’s in Pittsburgh after all. There maybe be a way to clone Cutch and Jones and Duke thus creating the “perfect” Farm system
Once you have checked that off your long list JR. Kick Bud Selig’s ass. Kick it hard. Than when he looks like he can’t take it anymore. Ask him how it feels?? Because that is what it feels like to be a Bucco’s fan through all the losing. We need a salary cap Bud. But just like you will heal we will heal this off season and talk about how 2010 will be the year!
Introduce Bob Nutting to The Rooney’s and Lemieux. Apperantly they have never met. See they are winner and winner’s tend to run in the same circles. Perhaps they will hit it off and share a championship with the Pirates. They seem to have a few laying around in the last 17 years. JR you can be the connector.
One last thing while you are doing all this, don’t forget to hate the Ravens and Browns. If you need to ask why? Next you should buy a moving van.

]]> http://rumbunter.com/2009/10/13/pirates-manager-john-russells-off-season-to-do-list/#comment-376 Mark Fri, 16 Oct 2009 01:21:08 +0000 http://rumbunter.com/?p=4845#comment-376 1. Hire andy van slyke to be on the coaching staff. 1. Hire andy van slyke to be on the coaching staff.

]]> http://rumbunter.com/2009/10/13/pirates-manager-john-russells-off-season-to-do-list/#comment-373 smitty Wed, 14 Oct 2009 19:27:11 +0000 http://rumbunter.com/?p=4845#comment-373 bahahahahahaha! bahahahahahaha!

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