The 2009 Pittsburgh Pirate Halloween Party should be a great time. What will each each of our favorite Pirates dress up as this Halloween? Well, if some of our Rum Bunter readers were the costume designers….
Bob Nutting as Balloon Boy
Most fans suggested the Pirates owner hop in the real thing, but in case that doesn’t work/costs too much here is the site for the costume Bob.
Andrew McCutchen could surely dress as Jesus.
The crown of thorns is the 99 losses. McCutchen does walk on water and performs miracles nightly at PNC Park.
Matt Capps will be Kenny Powers.
Solely based on 2009 performance. *&%*in as***hole. YOUR *U**IN OUT!
Garrett F. Jones will be Garrett F. Jones
The Legend. The Natural. He won’t even need a costume.
Ryan Doumit will be Glass Man
He was certainly breakable again in 2009 so don’t get to close.
Neal Huntington will go as Monte Hall.
He will trade you one Big League Chew for four jolly ranchers. Deal?
Donnie Veal as Rick ‘Wild Thing’ Vaughan.
Veal will look great in glasses. God, that will win scariest for certain.
John Russell will go as Vampire Bill
No bark. All bite. He treated Pirate fans like Sookie and sucked the life right out of us when he pulled Duke. But now that I made you think of it, have you ever seen his teeth?
Ross Ohlendorf as the Smartest Man Alive
The Princeton grad has been called on a different level in this article, so all Ross really needs is the shirt this Halloween.
Lastings Milledge or Charlie Morton as a Klingon Eminem rapper.
Both are solid musically. Not so certain about their Star Wars rockability though.
Looking for a Pittsburgh celebrity idea?
Love ya Rocco.
If any of the Pirates care to join us, The 10th Annual Rum Bunter party at Fisherman Paradise Cemetery starts at 8pm and I will of course be the Sausage Pizza Guy once again. God, I love Halloween.
Ladie are you still trying to find that perfect costume ? Here are two links to get your inspiration rolling.
No matter what costume you select. Be certain to dominate the party a la Kate Jackson (please no breast reduction this year) with the stewardess costume, the nurse, the beer wench….
And don’t forget ideas for Fido: