Who Has the Best Pirates Stache?

In our pursuit of everything Pittsburgh Pirates, we need to hear your voice. The Pirates are growing mustaches. It’s funny. It’s working. Hell, the adult film industry is beating down the door to get to these guys.

So now it’s your turn to get cash for the stache from our sponsor Hair Club for Men.  Give us some captions in the comments below and receive some duckets to grow your own stache or whatever you do with fifty bucks these days.

Pick out a Pirate, leave a comment, preferrably funny, and Friday we will pick a winner by 4pm or so…

LaRoche

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Doumit

Clement

Pearce

Duke

McCutchen

Walker

Jones, part II

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