Who Has the Best Pirates Stache?


In our pursuit of everything Pittsburgh Pirates, we need to hear your voice. The Pirates are growing mustaches. It’s funny. It’s working. Hell, the adult film industry is beating down the door to get to these guys.

So now it’s your turn to get cash for the stache from our sponsor Hair Club for Men.  Give us some captions in the comments below and receive some duckets to grow your own stache or whatever you do with fifty bucks these days.

Pick out a Pirate, leave a comment, preferrably funny, and Friday we will pick a winner by 4pm or so…

LaRoche

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Doumit

Clement

Pearce

Duke

McCutchen

Walker

Jones, part II

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  • http://www.x-dtp.pl yaevin

    you didn’t mention Bobby Crosby, he will have a great mustache in a couple of days :)

  • Chris Davis

    I think clement’s stache is pretty rockin

  • http://rumbunter.com Smitty

    You know I laughed when I saw Clement’s too. It’s pretty cool to see this, and I’m anxious to see how long it lasts.

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  • roxtar

    Gee, it’s pretty hard to say. I’m leaning toward LaRoche. Would it be possible to photoshop each of these guys into a wife-beater? Nothing says “cheesy” like a guy in a wife-beater.

  • http://rumbunter.com Tom Smith

    Roxtar! You’re on to something. I don’t know when, but we will do that…. Thanks man