Pirates Admit Pitching Sucks, Hire Auctioneer

The Pittsburgh Pirates pitching is awful. Tonight they will hold an auction for a tutorial with Pirates pitching coach Joe Kerrigan and Paul Maholm, the one pitcher who has sucked the least. It appears Kerrigan and Maholm are tired of giving away their advice for free?

Charlie Morton, Dana Eveland, Zach Duke….hell, the registration line for the auction will be long. The bidding is going to be wild. Stay tuned.

Hat tip: 3rdBoss

Topics: Pirates Starting Pitching, Pittsburgh Pirates

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