Pirates Cursed By Slash Of Mustache = Winless In Eleven

The Pittsburgh Pirates grew mustaches recently after a losing streak in Atlanta.  The team played better and won some games as their ‘stache grew in for most every player (of course Aki didn’t.)  The team lost a game and most every player slashed their stache.  Bad idea fellas.  Especially when Pitt Football Coach Dave Wannstache was in the front row last night.

The lesson?  There are some things in life you don’t mess with like Batman’s Cake,  Orcas,  and Slim.

Uptown got its hustler,
The North Side got its bums,
Federal Street got big GFJ,
He’s a baseball killin’ son of a gun
Yeah. He’s big and strong as a man can come
But he’s harder than a country hoss,
And when the bad folks all get together at night
You know they all call GFJ… “slim”
Just because

And they say, “You don’t tug on McCutchen’s cape,
You don’t spit into the wind
You don’t pull the mask off that ol’ RumBunter

And you don’t mess around with Slim.”

The stache is something not to mess with too just ask Ronny Cedeno.   Look at that fake