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In our latest takeover of Christmas movies, we mix the most anticipated Santa movie of the year with our beloved Pittsburgh Pirates.
The Movie: Rare Exports
The Meaning: It’s too awesome to even think about.
The Pirates Equivalent: Frustrated with a lack of revenue, Pittsburgh Pirates GM Neal Huntington and President Frank Coonelly have devised a plan. A wicked, wicked plan. They have ordered the kidnapping of Santa Claus. The ransom money will fund the Pittsburgh Pirates for seasons to come.
Yeh, this holiday season Pittsburgh will be doing the shopping. Contract extensions for the young Pirates bounty hunters are just the beginning…..
The Pittsburgh Pirates have become the new evil empire.
Rare Exports was released stateside today. Here is a review:
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Tom Smith grew up in Osceola Mills, Pennsylvania. He has been a Pirates fan for a long time and his patience is wearing thin. Really thin.
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