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Pittsburgh Pirates Caravan Photo Contest

If you don’t know the drill by now, here is your chance to think of a great caption for the Pittsburgh Pirates Caravan bus.

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    “Now that there is an RV!”

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    Engineered by 3rd degree ninja super-warriors in the highest mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. No girly navigation systems (real men don’t get lost), heated leather seats (a real man doesn’t let anything warm his butt), or On Star (real men don’t even know what the hell On Star is).
    No, this brute comes with special blood/gore resistant upholstery. First-aid kit includes a pint of Jack, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you’re operating on yourself. The Beast has an automatic transmission so if you’re your being talked shit to by some wussy Brewers fans, you can point your machine gun out the window and drive at the same time.

    My price on this bad boy is an incredibly low $8280, but I’ll entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable, I mean don’t walk up and tell me you’ll give me $5,000 for it. That’s liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Let’s just say you won’t be the prettiest guy at the Train concert anymore.

    There’s only 869,000 miles on this four-wheeled hellcat from Planet Kickass. Trust me, it will outlive you and the offspring that will carry your name. It will live on as a monument to your machismo.

    Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see. If it’s a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then contact me. I might be out hang-gliding or BASE jumping or just chilling with my ladies, but I’ll get back to you. And when I do, we’ll talk about a price over an Iron while we listen to Johnny Cash.

    To sweeten the deal a little, I’m throwing in this pair of Andrew McCutchen pants for the man with rippling quads that can’t fit into regular pants. Yeah, you heard me. FREE McCutchen pants.

    Rock on.

  • Eric Shrum

    “They see me rollin, they hatin…”

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    FOR RENT: Party Bus. $50/hr [or best offer]

  • GrtSm

    We WILL: Put Pimp My Ride to shame!

  • GrtSm

    Pirates new motto: Are we THERE yet?

  • http://agon..... Jordy

    weee oooo weee oooo here comes the mediocrity wagon!

  • daveroberto

    I was ridin downtown with my half-off rv and im like Fu, were the best team in the Central!

  • daveroberto

    Pirates solve road problems, hire new driver

  • cocktailsfor2

    “You’d rather see me in the pen/
    than see Meek and Hanrahan/
    rollin’ in the Caravan”

    (Old-school NWA, anyone?)