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The Ohlenbrained Photo Caption Contest

Ross Ohlendorf had a big day yesterday. Give us your caption in the comments below and you could go home a winner too.

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  • chuck

    this new hairdo should convince the fo not to mess with me anymore!

  • fpolskacheski

    I wonder how I’d look in a Yankees uniform?

  • Jonathan

    Nothing better than mixing up some Michael Jackson with a Sopranos reference.

    “‘Cause This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
    There Ain’t No Second Chance Against The Thing With….2 rocks.”

    • Tom Smith

      Love the remix Jonathan…

  • Paul

    The Predator has nothing on the Dorf’

    • Tom Smith


  • Benny

    Let’s see if Votto can hit the new pitch I came up with in the lab….93.7652345 mph fastball with 2.178529″ break and 5.8764521348 degrees sink

  • fpolskacheski

    Throw this ball, or work 9-5? I’m a genius.

  • jim

    I will throw the ball with my brain power, now I don’t have to worry about the Pirates screwing up my arm.

    • Tom Smith

      JIM EBER? JIM EBER? Nice….

  • jmarter

    I am so glad that Earth Day promotion is done with. Those cheap green hats melted the scalp right off me!!!

  • matt

    this concussion prevention stuff has gone overboard!

  • JP Greenland

    The same thing we do every night, Pinky—try to take over the world!

  • JP Greenland

    Maybe that line drive to my head did more damage than I thought.

  • JP Greenland

    I wonder why that “IGOR” guy keeps trying to friend me on facebook?

  • Frank DiLeo

    The Brain trust