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Pirates Jeff Karstens Photo Caption Contest


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Put your most hilarious caption in the comments below, our judges decide who is the winner.  We will send you a copy of Pro Scouting:  Pittsburgh Pirates Edition.

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  • GrtSm

    Let’s take this to a more private place, alright?

  • http://agon..... Jordy

    Look deeply into my eyes, come with me, and I will show you the true meaning of long relief….

    • whiteAngus

      Jordy, thats just sick and disturbing, i cant even finish typing this se……………

  • Brian

    Jeff Karstens is all business as he auditions for a part in the new Zombieland movie….

  • franski

    Jeff is member of the “looner society”.

  • whiteAngus

    “Its pronounced EYE-gore… well they were wrong now, weren’t they?”

  • http://www.pittsburghsportstavern.com Kipper

    my balls are always bouncing from the left and to the right, it’s my belief that my big ball should be held every night!

  • matt

    Jeff Karstens shows us what all Pirates pitchers will be practicing this Spring…the uphill climb

  • Nater

    You know what they say… Once you go Black, you never go back.

  • matt

    look!! pregnant Sinead O connor fell over and needs help getting back up!

  • cocktailsfor2

    Jeff Karstens shows he’s got balls enough to make the 2011 Pirates pitching staff.

  • cocktailsfor2

    “Must…[pant] catch [huff] up… to… [wheeze] Scott… Olsen !!! [gasp] “

  • Liz

    New Pirates skipper Clint Hurdle likes what he’s seen so far this spring and is excited to help the team reach its full potential. Hurdle has introduced his patented “superman drills” (demonstrated here by Jeff Karstens) and expects the players to “leap buildings in a single bound” by the All Star break. Hurdle was less specific about the team’s record, however, promising only “improvement” and asking fans for their “continued patience and realistic expectations.”

  • chuck

    Jeff Karstens is still a little swollen but should be ready for opening day according to Huntington who is less concerned about the discolortion than the size of the problem!