The Hooters girls look on in amusement as Dale Berra dashes onto the field and attempts to snort the third base line.
Cocktails for 2 wins in the most hotly debated contest since Jeff Karstens was working over the exercise ball.
Tom Smith grew up in Osceola Mills, Pennsylvania. He has been a Pirates fan for a long time and his patience is wearing thin. Really thin.
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