Jeff Karstens is a zombie. Just admit it.
Jeff Karstens has arrived. You’ve watched him pitch.
Is there any doubt he’s really a zombie?
He won’t die.
Won’t go away.
Walks slow.
Throws his breaking ball slower.
Karstens has the fourth-lowest ERA in the National League. Enjoy it.
He kills at night with a 1.87 ERA in night games, which is good for best in the league.
He kills in Pittsburgh with a 1.96 ERA in 11 games. George Romero would be proud.
One more reason to believe in Jeff Karstens tonight. This…. [ Hat tip to @RDavidK ]
Topics: Call Of Duty Rezurrection, Jeff Karstens, Pittsburgh Pirates
Tom Smith grew up in Osceola Mills, Pennsylvania. He has been a Pirates fan for a long time and his patience is wearing thin. Really thin.
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