Jeff Karstens has arrived. You’ve watched him pitch.
Is there any doubt he’s really a zombie?
He won’t die.
Won’t go away.
Throws his breaking ball slower.
Karstens has the fourth-lowest ERA in the National League. Enjoy it.
He kills at night with a 1.87 ERA in night games, which is good for best in the league.
He kills in Pittsburgh with a 1.96 ERA in 11 games. George Romero would be proud.
One more reason to believe in Jeff Karstens tonight. This…. [ Hat tip to @RDavidK ]