Jeff Karstens is a zombie. Just admit it.

Jeff Karstens: Call of Duty Rezurrection

Jeff Karstens has arrived.  You’ve watched him pitch.

Is there any doubt he’s really a zombie?

He won’t die.

Won’t go away.

Walks slow.

Throws his breaking ball slower.

Karstens has the fourth-lowest ERA in the National League.  Enjoy it.

He kills at night with a 1.87 ERA in night games, which is good for best in the league.

He kills in Pittsburgh with a 1.96 ERA in 11 games.  George Romero would be proud.

One more reason to believe in Jeff Karstens tonight.  This…. [ Hat tip to @RDavidK  ]

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