Andrew McCutchen Linked To Shake Weight for Men

Andrew McCutchen's arms are on fire after just six minutes.

Andrew McCutchen does not, we repeat not, does not need a long term deal with the Pittsburgh Pirates.  After watching the Pirates play this weekend in a somewhat nationally televised game, McCutchen was caught on camera using Shake Weight to burn muscle energy seven times more effectively than a regular dumbell.

Sources deep inside the Pirates organization haven’t confirmed, but it would appear that McCutchen has signed an agreement with Shake Weight for Men. We anticipate an announcement in the upcoming weeks. Until then, enjoy watching Cutch contract his muscles up to 240 times per minute between innings at the next Pittsburgh Pirates game.

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Here is the link to Shake Weight for Men where you might not find Andrew McCutchen’s endorsement, but you will get to see Rod, a former Army Ranger, and his impressive ink or Doug’s ‘insanely hard’ umm, forearms.

Topics: Andrew McCutchen, Pittsburgh Pirates

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