The Pittsburgh Pirates Christmas Wish List continues today. Andrew McCutchen is under the control of the Pittsburgh Pirates for several more years. It’s hard to tell that from the reaction of some fans. So to alleviate the constant reminders that all the Pirates good players leave town, we have a solution this holiday season.
Using the snipping tool function on one of the fancy computers at Pirates headquarters, cut the autograph off the McCutchen rookie card as follows:
When completed, this is what it will look like.
Right click the autograph onto a new contract that buys out a free agent year.
Is it unethicial? Sure it is. But it does shut some people up-problem solved. Happy Holidays
The Christmas wishlist for Clint Hurdle: