By rum bunter - Dec 18th, 2011 at 6:09 pm
Pirates Chariman Bob Nutting signs autographs for confused children at PirateFest
Topics: Bob Nutting, Pittsburgh Pirates
About the Author
Tom Smith grew up in Osceola Mills, Pennsylvania. He has been a Pirates fan for a long time and his patience is wearing thin. Really thin.
Will the $50 bucks you charged me be going towards payroll next year?
For Christmas, we’d like our daddy’s soul back.
You mean the prize turkey in the window? It’s still there Mr. Scrooge..
Mark Cuban could kick your ass!
We just wanted to thank you for Overbay..
Can’t stop looking at his chest hair…
Sorry but my mom said I can’t play first base for you.
Boy: So you’re the guy charging me 7.50 for a beer?! – Nutting: You’re only 7 years old. – Boy: Yea! You drove me to drinking, after watching you screw this team.
Why are you signing a gift certificate to Seven Springs?
Just so we’re clear — if I sign this, you’ll promise get rid of the Mom Jeans?
kid – here, let me sign a baseball for you.
nutting – and who are you?
kid – i’m nobody. how can you tell me apart from your team though?
Is it me or do you look even cheaper in person?
Hey nutter butter, does neil huntington really look like Opie in person?
Pinch me, I had a dream the Pirates were relevant last year.
“Don’t worry Ma’am, your son’s slack-jawed fascination will quickly subside once the game starts.”
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