PirateFest Caption Contest

Will the $50 bucks you charged me be going towards payroll next year?

You mean the prize turkey in the window? It’s still there Mr. Scrooge..

We just wanted to thank you for Overbay..

Sorry but my mom said I can’t play first base for you.

You mean the prize turkey in the window? It’s still there Mr. Scrooge..

We just wanted to thank you for Overbay..

Sorry but my mom said I can’t play first base for you.

Boy: So you’re the guy charging me 7.50 for a beer?! – Nutting: You’re only 7 years old. – Boy: Yea! You drove me to drinking, after watching you screw this team.

Why are you signing a gift certificate to Seven Springs?

kid – here, let me sign a baseball for you.

nutting – and who are you?

kid – i’m nobody. how can you tell me apart from your team though?

kid – here, let me sign a baseball for you.

nutting – and who are you?

kid – i’m nobody. how can you tell me apart from your team though?

Is it me or do you look even cheaper in person?

Hey nutter butter, does neil huntington really look like Opie in person?

Pinch me, I had a dream the Pirates were relevant last year.

“Don’t worry Ma’am, your son’s slack-jawed fascination will quickly subside once the game starts.”