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Rangers Sign Joe Beimel, Let's Have a Caption Contest


The news came out via tweet yesterday that Joe Beimel has a job again.  The Texas Rangers have signed Beimel.  Let’s have a party contest to celebrate.  Give us a caption for this picture.  Our judges will try to agree on  a winner quickly and your 2012 Pirates Prospects guide will be in the mail.   Leave a few captions boys and girls, we still have an ass load of guides to give away.


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  • davohl

    I’ll just wipe my runny nose on the bar and hope no one notices…

  • davohl

    I’ll just wipe my runny nose on the bar and hope no one notices…

  • jpbucco

    To be a” Texas Ranger” I must train like Chuck Norris…tear gas pull-ups!

  • jpbucco

    Can’t… hold …on…much longer..dryer..vent ..too strong…….

  • jpbucco

    Oh Jesus, I hope that flash wasn’t Tom Smith taking ANOTHER picture of me…stalker weirdo..

  • jpbucco

    To be a” Texas Ranger” I must train like Chuck Norris…tear gas pull-ups!

  • jpbucco

    Can’t… hold …on…much longer..dryer..vent ..too strong…….

  • jpbucco

    Oh Jesus, I hope that flash wasn’t Tom Smith taking ANOTHER picture of me…stalker weirdo..

  • McEffect

    I thought these tattoo’s were supposed to make this shit easier!

  • McEffect

    I thought these tattoo’s were supposed to make this shit easier!

  • http://www.ksekelsky.com/ ksekelsky

    “How many pullups does it take to work off that 6-pack of Straubs?”

  • http://www.ksekelsky.com/ ksekelsky

    “How many pullups does it take to work off that 6-pack of Straubs?”

  • wasko011

    I see this picture and i cant believe i used to look for money on top of that thing to buy pop….. Thank God the rangers dont make us pay for pop out of their pop machines.

  • jpbucco

    @wasko011 Not bad…try using the word “pop” a few more times…might help the flow.

  • wasko011

    Edited for JObucco— i see this picture and i cant believe i used to look for money on top of that thing to buy pop…… Thank God the Rangers dont make us pay to use their vending machines…..

  • wasko011

    edited for jpbucco—- i see this picture and i cant believe i used to look for money on top of that thing to buy pop…. thank God the Rangers dont make us pay to use their vending machines….

  • Remember 92

    Damn….Was Pedro sitting up here naked drinking Iron City again. Hate sweaty balls and Iron City farts

  • tomcat710

    “Someone took a picture of me doing my offseason workout? Someone actually cares? Awesome.” – Joe Beimel

  • NateWilder

    I knew I never should have listened when they told me to stick my tongue to the pole.

  • NateWilder

    Someone tell Josh Hamilton that this is the only bar you’ll find this guy at.

  • NateWilder

    Long Hair, don’t care.

  • Stewie1012

    If I don’t get an MLB contract, I could always try out for Sons of Anarchy…

  • Stewie1012

    If I don’t get an MLB contract, I can always try out for Sons of Anarchy…

  • jpbucco

    I hope JPbucco wins again..that way Tom can stiff him again.

  • jpbucco

    …sorry…couldn’t resist.

  • 18nalax

    Here in Texas, we don’t take kindly to turrible relief pitchers. That means you, boy.

  • DoobyDoobyDoo

    AP – Rangers sign pitcher FA Joe Beimel to a minor league deal just as he was getting a ‘grip’ on his new HVAC job

  • DoobyDoobyDoo

    AP – Rangers sign FA pitcher Joe Beimel to a minor league deal just as he was getting a ‘grip’ on his new HVAC job

  • sdimmick3

    pretty soon Beimel will be back in St. Mary’s trying to strike me out again if he keeps tokin up the room

  • sdimmick3

    Beimel does pull-ups for the “Back to the Progress” campaign for Tom Smith!

  • Remember 92

    This feels nothing like climbing the flagpole as a kid…

  • sdimmick3

    here you will see The Undertaker working out his lats

  • DustinPierce

    Everything’s bigger in Texas. Even the disappointments.

  • dcn3569

    Pull-ups: So easy a Caveman can do them.

  • Hammerin_Hank

    They thought Hamiltons Relaps was bad, wait til they get a load of me!

  • whiteAngus

    Hey, there aren’t any cheerleaders showering in there! Darn you to heck, Ogando!

  • sdimmick3

    who won anyways, must have missed it?