Bryce Harper does a lot of things very well. He has all the tools.
Well except one. His hair.
Maybe he was due for a cut when he got the call? But he’s superstitious. His hideous raccoon cap has provided him with knock after knock as a big leaguer, including another double last night against A.J. Burnett, so we doubt a cut is coming anytime soon.
But just in case Erik Bedard sends him into a slump at PNC Park tonight, we wanted to see what a new look might ‘do’ for him.
The Grandma next door?
Why in the hell did we think we could help Harper? Let’s just call it what it is…