Pirates Kevin Correia Caption Contest


What was Kevin Correia thinking about last night as he leaned up against the dugout fan?

Leave your caption in the comments, we will ask a few yinzers which one is the funniest, that person gets 50 bucks.

Our caption?  Here you go…

Whoa…DAMN, I swear that guy is eating a peanutbutter fluffer nutter up there in row three. Damn, I’m hungry.

 

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  • WhatIsAGreg

    I love you little man.  You’re my only real fan.

  • DixieNormess

    “So hungry. When they racing those raviolis, man? Imma take down Hally Berry Hanna in one bite…”

  • xtaugust

    “If I get high enough/ maybe I’ll become Doc and toss a… where am I?”

  • StephenSnowball

    Dang what were in those brownies again?

  • lvbucfan

    Wait. So. I’m not pitching in PNC tomorrow, right? Tell me the truth man, don’t mess with me. Wait. You see that guy Robe…Rob…Roberts? How big is his helmet, man? Like, that’s not a normal sized helmet. Wait. Wait. Wait. What if it’s a normal helmet, but he just has a really small head? Whoa. 

  • Geepster5

    I wish that cop would stop zapping me with his taser.

  • ThePoshOne

    Dude, where’s my car? Wait (stops staring and gets half excited) ….i mean, uh Zoltan! Hey did we win, is is …is the game over? Oh (resumes staring).

  • koel_davia

    None of the bloggers like me but atleast I have one fan…

  • Steelreign

    Oh God, I’m gonna get lit up tomorrow night, I wonder if Owens is available to go.

  • draftbust09

    Ugh! I hate waiting every 5 days til my turn. I wish i was a position player. Boredom really got me.

  • cocktailsfor2

    Whoa – that shit on AJ’s arm is MOVING!

  • cocktailsfor2

    Dude… we’re not getting “tested” today, are we?

  • cocktailsfor2

    Oh, man – I shouldn’t have had that Crab Cake platter at Shucker’s .. [burp]

  • cocktailsfor2

    NOTE: Employees of Rumbunter Media Enterprises, Rumbunter.com, its subsidiaries, and The Rumbunter Podcast are not eligible for cash prizes – yes, that means YOU, MVP Adam…

  • draftbust09

    Drinking in the clubhouse was a bad idea…

  • Tdsheaffer

    Wonder if there are any Doritos left in the vending machine?…

  • JordyHall

    Sometimes I can hear my hair growing. Maybe it’s just the fan. F*ck it, spark up another one, A.J.

  • http://www.ksekelsky.com/ ksekelsky

    Kevin’s not a fan of Hurdle’s new “No quoting Darth Vader into the fan” rule.

  • gwjones7

    Wait a second, is that Troy Polamalu in center field? Oh wait, no, it’s just McCutchen.

  • MarkHanrahan20

    “you know buddy, no matter what I do, sometimes I feel like you’re the only fan I’ve got…”

  • http://[email protected] juice711

    “It is the anniversary of Doc Ellis’s perfect game on lsd I don’t see anyone else paying tribute….”

  • kruegerfalls

    Wake us up when the offense starts getting some hits………..

  • adamperrywrites

    “You mean I’m facing Matt Weiters tonight? I thought the Orioles drafted Daniel Moskos”

  • Steelreign

    Oh no, she IS a HE…….does that make me gay????