Today Francisco Liriano announced to the Pittsburgh media how he broke his right arm. The left handed pitcher said he broke his right humerous bone trying to surprise his children at Christmas. Hmm… it’s either a really weak bone or the doors in Frankie’s house are solid steel.
You know sometimes we wonder what it would be like at other peoples house on Christmas Day. What interesting traditions do other families have? Do they overload on no-bake cookies, cook without setting off multiple smoke alarms, and drink beer before lunch like we do at the Smith household?
Apparently at Liriano’s house they scare the shit out of one another on Christmas, sort of like Halloween, but apparently different. You know, like Bad Santa, but Scary Daddy Santa.
If Christmas can be that damaging to the Liriano househould, just wait until Valentines Day:
Justin Klugh of That Balls Outta Here tweeted this….
Liriano’s children creeping out of their rooms on Valentine’s Day as their dad, with a cross bow, giggles while hiding behind a house plant
Here is the news on Liriano:
Biertempfel wrote it will be about four weeks for the lefty, which likely means he will start the season on the disabled list.
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