Ahh, the Washington Nationals. So talented. So much into winning. So lucky, some would say, when they were able to suck enough to be in position to draft Stephen Strasburg and Bryce Harper.
Today, Bryce Harper manned the phones in the Nats ticket office. What doesn’t the guy do? Awesome stuff. Harper tweeted to interested season ticket buyers to call and “ask for Bryce.” Brilliant.
Or, you can take the Pirates route and click on that Andrew McCutchen bobblehead banner scrolling atop the screen at RumBunter right now. Sigh.