Clint Hurdles Commandments

Say Nine Of These Before Bed

Our Hurdle, who art at Starbucks,

Hallowed be thy gum.

Thy hits will come as will the runs,

In St. Louis as it will against the dodgers.

Give us this game, our ace named Cole, and forgive us of losing home field advantage as we forgive yinzers being poor at chanting

But lead us not into getting behind in the count and deliver us to the NLCS

For thine is pitching, the power and the analytics department

-Matt M from Bloomfield
Thanks to @someclevername for sending that over to us.

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