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318 Days Later, Pirates Ohlendorf Blanks Phillies Old Man Moyer 2-0

Tom Smith — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 11:17:29 +0000

See you at PNC tonight

How can you even get excited about beating a 47-year old man? This game isn’t the game of softball, is it? But I guess when the head banger from the eighties is Jamie Moyer, there is plenty to be excited about. How Moyer is still getting major league hitters out is beyond me. He did (more…)

Tony Sanchez Sizzles, Kevin Harts Big Day, and Jayson Werth’s Beard

Tom Smith — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 07:42:02 +0000

Kevin Hart is going to get a lot of attention today. He said he repeated a new delivery religiously this offseason in front of his full length mirror, so will it pay off today? Hart had a forgettable 2009. It was bad. Plus, we hate the fact that he works (more…)

The Phillies and Jenna Jameson Share These Habits

Tom Smith — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 04:46:47 +0000

They both lie down.

They both choke.

A lot.

Until the Phillies find a way to get Cliff Lee on the mound every game…

Until the Phillies find a way to get Jayson Werth to bat twice every inning…..

Use the rally towel for a good cause, wipe your messy chin