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One Hit Wonders Entrance Music for the Pirates Lineup

Everyone loves one hit wonders.  In honor of the tremendous one hitter last night by Reds pitcher Johnny Cueto, here is the offensively challenged Pittsburgh Pirates lineup, their lack of production,…Read More

Did The Pirates Give Up Tonight?

The Bucs lost 9-0 on a Johnny Cueto one hitter.  I just watched the game again.   Cueto had never pitched a complete game.   Ronny Cedeno had the only hit for the Bucs.   In my opinion, it looked…Read More

What Happened Last Night? Pirates Burres, Taschner, and Meek Shutout L.A. 2-0

` What a whacked out season the Pittsburgh Pirates are having.  It continued last night as the Pittsburgh Pirates shutout the L.A. Dodgers 2-0.  You might be just waking up this morning, but I swear…Read More

Hells Bells? Not Quite, Pirates Drop Brewers 7-3 to Snap Steak

Thursday, May 3, 2007 was significant for the Pittsburgh Pirates because it was their last victory in Milwaukee.  Also on that date, the disappearance of Madeleine McCann in Portugal sparked a worldwide…Read More

Pirates Destroy Dodgers: Pre Game Festivities Photos of Manny, Cutch…

The Pirates pre game festivities were many. Manny being Manny-crushing souvenir home run balls into the seats. Andrew McCutchen collecting more hardware. Perhaps the best was the Dodgers being introduced…Read More

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Proof Our Vegas Bet on the Pirates Was NOT Foolish

A few weeks ago we went to Vegas and put a wager on the Pittsburgh Pirates winning the pennant.  We…Read More

Ten Positives for the 2010 Pirates Grapefruit League

The Pirates aren’t piling up many wins in the Grapefruit League this season.  In fact, most of…Read More

NL Central Catcher Rankings: Anxious for Action

You think you’re excited for spring training?  You have nothing on the catchers from the NL Central.   For…Read More

Gorzelanny to Blue Jays? NL Central Roundup

Carlos Mamol is signed as the closer, but the Cubs still need bullpen help Cubbies Crib writes.  Could…Read More

Under Armour Winner is Jason; People of Piratefest Leftover Edition

PirateFest is a freak show. I love every second of it. Swear to God, we will have a booth next year…Read More

Garrett Jones HR’s. Lucky, Just Enough, Plenty, or No Doubt? HitTracker Provides Answers

Pirate fans, do you love when your favorite Pirate hits a homerun?  We sure do.  HitTrackerOnline…Read More

Pittsburgh Pirates Halloween Party Pictures

The 2009 Pittsburgh Pirate Halloween Party should be a great time.  What will each each of our favorite Pirates…Read More

Swab the Dump: Pirates Take2; Kimbo Slice and Some Babe in a Cowboy Stadium Bathroom Stall Go Down

“We’re just not winning ballgames but it’s not for a lack of effort. I can tell you for…Read More

Ugh. Pirates Bullpen Fails. Again. Dodgers Win in 13th

The Pirates took a 3-2 lead into the bottom of the ninth inning last night.  Matt Capps, looking for…Read More

Dodgers Rip Pirates 6-2

The Pirates got drilled by the Dodgers in MannyWood. Daniel McCutchen just couldn’t stay out of…Read More

Why is Pirate Catcher Ryan Doumit So Dreadful?

“Ryan Doumit let me introduce your ass to the bench.” We can only pray that is how Pirates…Read More

Ross Ohlendorf Solid Again as Bucs Beat Brewers 5-2

The Pirates have won four of five against the beer makers. Ross Ohlendorf (11-8) went seven plus innings…Read More

Duke Good Again, Gorzelanny and Chicago’s 51st Annual Air Show Good Too, Pirates Not.

Tom Gorzelanny struck out eight Pirates in five innings and allowed only three hits.  The one cool…Read More

Diamondbacks Pound Jackson Back To Minors with 11-6 Victory, Sweep Pirates

The Pittsburgh Pirates fell to the hard hitting Arizona Diamondbacks 11-6 in 12 innings last night at…Read More

Ryan Doumit Needs Kentucky Fried

Pirates catcher Ryan Doumit doesn’t have a hit yet in his minor league rehab assignment. The stretch…Read More