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SI Swimsuit Model Brooklyn Decker Can't Even Watch-- What's Up Reds?


Marty Brennaman has been very quiet this season...

The Reds disappearance in 2011 is apparently too hard to watch for Ohio girl Brooklyn Decker

The Big Red Machine was supposed to dominate this season. The Reds are the defending champions of the NL Central for God sakes.

Now the Reds….. the Champs if you will, come into PNC Park fresh off losing two of three to the Nationals.  But the big concern is the Reds are in danger of getting passed in the standings by the Pittsburgh Pirates?

Say it isn’t so.

The same Pirates that have won seven of the nine meetings with the Reds this season.

Heh, Marty…What. Is. Going. On?

Your beloved Reds are so boring that one of Ohio’s own, Brooklyn Decker, a Sports Illustrated and Victoria Secret model would rather read a book then watch her beloved Reds disappear into the August sunset.

Damn.

Love this post from Busted Coverage….Brooklyn Decker Bookworm Night at Great American Ballpark.

 

Kevin Correia goes for the Bucs tonight. 

He brings his lifetime 7-1 record in 14 appearances, nine of those being starts. In those 14 games, Correia had a 4.24 ERA and pitched 57.1 innings.

The Reds go with Homer Bailey. 

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