Swab the Dump: Pirates Take2; Kimbo Slice and Some Babe in a Cowboy Stadium Bathroom Stall Go Down

“We’re just not winning ballgames but it’s not for a lack of effort. I can tell you for a fact that we’re working harder than any team in the major leagues.”
– LF Lastings Milledge, disputing the idea the Pirates have quit during the latter stages of the season as they have lost 23 of their last 27 games. 

Lastings had no comment on the ten pounds he has lost playing Varsho D.

In case you are watching network TV, Charlie Morton threw a complete game shutout in game one.  The Pirate offense was led by Ryan Doumit’s 4-for-4, 4RBI night in the nightcap and the New Bucs swept the Cubs yesterday 4-0; 8-2.

Ross Ohlendorf and Zach Duke both have ERA below 4, check out the team leaders here on Yahoo Sports. (GFJ (44) and Cutch (54) have 98 RBI in half a season)

Don’t get any ideas of filming anyone Sunday night at Heinz Field fellas.  [Total Pro Sports: Video Stall Sex at Cowboys Stadium]

Denise Milani has all natural G cups.  Yeh.  She Does.  For Real.  264 pictures worth, this may take awhile. [Coed]

I am taking the day off today to get my air brush store open for Halloween.  Ladies, you have 120 costume choices at Smitty’s … [Coed]

Kimbo might be down, but he is not out.  [LA Times]

Video of Kimbo fight and post fight comments.   [Fansided]

Ashli is from Hopwood PA, at least I think thats her name.  [Wizards Cheerleaders in Caribbean at Epic Carnival]

It would suck if Merriman can’t play Sunday but Kim Kardashian is ok with it.  [Gunaxin]