Why We Love Jesper Parnevik. It Has Nothing To Do With Elin’s Twin

Jesper Parnevik has long been admired by the fans of Rum Bunter.  Yesterday, he moved from admired to loved.  For life.  Even if he didn’t introduce us to Elin.   If you don’t know much about Jesper here are few quick facts:

 

He speaks what is on his mind.

  

Yeh, he said that.  The guy gives SNL Deep Thoughts a run for their money.

Jesper also threw out this quote about Tiger.  “I would probably need to apologize to her and hope she uses a driver next time instead of a 3-iron,” Parnevik said, adding that he has not spoken to Woods since the accident.

“It’s a private thing, of course,” the Swede said. “But when you are the guy he is – the world’s best athlete – you should think more before you do stuff … and maybe not ‘Just do it,’ like Nike says.”   Link to the Jesper Tiger comment video is here.

He always made the PGA’s 84 Lumber Classic just a little more fashionable. 

Jesper always showed up when he said he was going to be at the tournament.  Unlike Tiger.

Jesper Parnevik

And to think Tiger screwed him over by messing up the match made in heaven.

  Poor Jesper.

 

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Thanks to Tigers (alleged) transgressions/sins/cell phone savvy/escapades, there is this lady holding a sign outside the gates that says… “They paid me $500,000.  I am keeping my mouth shut”

Meredith Walusek Bikini Girl Holding Sign Outside Tiger's House

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Topics: Elin Woods, Jesper Parnevik, Tiger Woods

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