Jamie Workman Reports on Phillies Pirates Today

The Pirates handed the Phillies their fifth straight loss today and seventh in their last eight

A Phillie Fan and winner of the Hooters Deck dugout contest waves to all you fine readers of Jamie’s Rumbunter report.

with a three run blast from Jeff Salazar.

Reports from Rumbunter photographer Jamie Workman via text today:

#1 The Hooters Girls are here!

#2 Who is Diaz?  My God he is crushing the ball in batting practice!

#3 Mayberry, Jr.  is a monster on a mission.

#4 The Hooters girls want me.

#5 Port St Lucie put a hurtin on me last night.

#6 Duke three groundouts. Flying.

#7 Pierce (sp) single. Jones 2B. Diaz hot grdr.  Balk scores Pearce. Bix singles in Jones steals 2nd 2-0Bucs

#8 Heh the Hooters girls won’t stop staring at me

#9 Andy ‘ust made a bog error bases loaded to mayberry! duke pitched well all groundballs, low in zone all day!

#10 STRUCK MAYBERRY OUT ON A 3-2 PITCH!   O CANADA!! O Canada! Our home and native land! We stand on guard for thee. O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. O Canada, we stand on guard fo 

#11 through #17 (six picture mail messages of hot women at the park)

#18 6-4-3 DP Go Bucs!

#19 pitchers r gettin there $$$ smoked now!  5 3 phils

#20-22 (Jamie reverted back to pictures of girls)

#23 Evan Meek shall inherit the earth! Another scoreless inning

#24 Maybe Pearce can pitch-fifth starter?  Third hit today?

#26 Heh, did I tell you the Hooters Girls are here today?

#27 Salazar! Salazar 3runblast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 6-5Bucs

I trust you enjoyed our version of live action.  We love the Bucs and thank you Jamie for sharing the game through your eyes today.  Funny stuff.

Go Pirates.  Jeff Salazar continues the trend of players trying to make this squad performing well in the clutch.  Cuts are coming and it’s going to be interesting this year.

Grapefruit League Champions, I am telling you!