Mother of all Revenge Games: Manatees vs. Pirates
By Tom Smith
The Pittsburgh Pirates attempt to revenge the ultimate humilation. Last year, the Bucs fell to the hated Manatte Community College Lancers, 6- 4 in their annual scrimmage. Yeh, that wasn’t a nightmare. We firmly believe that Bradenton which is known as ‘The Friendly City/Little Bit of Paradise,’ will turn into a ‘Vengeful/Hell’ for these college pranksters.
Why isn’t there a pay-for-view?
2010 PIRATES VS MANATEES TALE OF THE TAPE
Pirates: Professional players who lost 99 games last season, but are still number one in the hearts of Pittsburgh fans.
Manatees: College Beer Pong players currently ranked as the number one team in Florida. (heh, we are just reading this stuff off their web site)
I think that’s enough for the tale of the tape. Sure, the ‘Miracle on Grass’ got quite a bit of attention knowing the Pirates reputation. But this year, the Hated Manatees are all grown up and called The State College of Florida. The chum bucket lovers Manatees are poised to show the world it wasn’t a fluke. Good Luck with that fellas.
You won’t have pitcher David Davidson to kick around anymore. He blew the save last year and took the loss for the Pirates. Thankfully, he was then blown off the 40-man roster to go on to bigger and better things like his 45.00 ERA as a Florida Marlin.
The Pirates will pitch Donnie Veal and Bryan Morris.
We want a TKO. Ringside seats are still available by clicking here.
Raise the Jolly Roger broke the tragedy to the blogosphere.