One, Two Freddys Coming For You
By Tom Smith
Freddy Sanchez is probably still dancing after the 11-7 Giants win last night. Sanchez had three doubles, scored twice and had three RBI. He set a World Series record. He tore up Cliff Lee. His beard looks stubbly. [Insert cool Freddy Sanchez photoshop]
[Insert Tim Alderson photoshop here. In a Class A uniform]
[Insert twisted Jonathan Sanchez photoshop here. Just missed Neal.]
Freddy had a message for Pirates fans in this article in the PG:
"“It’s worth the wait. Believe me. It’s definitely worth the wait.”"
If the Giants keep hitting bombs, this store is going to be packed. Smoke it if you got it.
"ReLeafers! World Series is upon us!! We are burning up with Giants fever so during each World Series game, Releaf will be serving our Special “Giants” medicated punch for all patients to celebrate our NLCS winners and soon to be World Series Champs!!!! Let the games begin!!!!!"
[Cool Josh Harrison photoshop here]
Josh Harrison had three more hits today in Arizona Fall League action. His OPS is .962. His slugging is .398. He ripped two more doubles yesterday giving him six in 45 at-bats to go with two triples and a bomb.
Harrison has ten hits in his past 14 at-bats. In ten games, Harrison has hit safely in seven and in four of those games he has multiple hits. Yesterday, Harrison played second base again…..does anyone think that maybe, just maybe…nah…the Pirates already have a backup plan at second base.
Bryce Harper was held hitless. [Sweet Harper photoshop here]
Andrew Lambo had another double. He has an .885 OPS in 51 at-bats and is slugging .510, four doubles, two dongs.
Sorry gang. This is our first ever apology. We are still pissed that we can’t upload photos for you guys. It wipes out our creativity faster than an Alderson fastball, ehh…Freddy Sanchez double.