BONUS: Pirates Opener Lemonaaaaaade Here! Contest


A few more pictures to take at the opener today.  All you have to do is take the pictures at PNC Park, get them to us, we compile ’em, and somebody is $100 richer.

We will decide the winners in a sure-to-be hilarious upcoming post. (and oh yeh, any mullets in your pictures are always a bonus)

Photos can be submitted beginning twenty seconds ago and we will even take them through 10pm Friday, because we know you’re getting shittty today.

Send them to us on Twitter or at the email address on the old wrinkled Pirates scroll above. Happy hunting.

If you need the list in text format, click the continue reading >>>>>:

Kris Benson jersey or any other ex-Bucco, the more embattled the better.

Most hammered Bucco fan.

Clint Hurdle.  Blowing a bubble is a bonus.

Best Neil Walker picture.

Joel Hanrahan.  If you can somehow get Slipknot in the picture–BONUS points!

A Rockies fan eating a hot dog, it would be great if you could get them feeding themselves a foot long.

Steve Blass or Bob Walk.

McCutchen smiling.

Bruce Tanner tossing that first pitch.

Jim Tracy and Clint Hurdle.

The K tracker.


The best mullet

And of course, the legendary vendor that started it all…..LEMONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADEEEE HERE!

Send all of them to us on Twitter we will start printing your cash.