PNC Park is the greatest ballpark on the planet. But it’s not the big statues, great view, or fancy food that make it great, it’s the people at the game. As you know, opening day is a people watching holiday. So in honor of Kenny, the greatest vendor in Pittsburgh history, we are proud
to announce our Third Annual Photo Opening Day Photo Hunt. It’s still as simple as it’s ever been. All you have to do is take the pictures at the opener at PNC Park and get them to us. We compile ’em, and somebody is $100 richer.
Photos can be submitted beginning at 9:30am on Thursday when the parking lots open. We will accept photos through 10pm Friday, because we know you’re getting shittty. We don’t think anyone will get more than a few of these, but the person that gets most will win $100 cash.
If you need the list in text format, here you go:
Fans at the game wearing ex-Bucco jerseys (Derrek Bell showed up last year so be sure to submit the most outlandish.)
Most hammered fan. (A self picture from a bathroom mirror is unacceptable.)
A picture of a fan that wore their Steelers jersey to PNC Park.
Best Pirates fan mullet.
Best Phillies fan mullet.
A Phillies fan shoving a hot dog down their throat. A bonus point for a foot long.
Any member of the Pittsburgh media, bonus points if you can get a shot of Paul Alexander’s magical, regrown hair.
Anyone that is enjoying a beverage while shirtless.
The saxophone man.
Clint Hurdle blowing a Hubba Bubba bubble.
Send your hilarious pics to us one of two ways :
OPTION ONE: email myrumbunter at gmail
OPTION TWO: send to our Twitter account
We will compile them and start printing your cash.